| "oh no! a black elvis!" - my mom |
[20 Jan 2004|07:17pm] |
i keep hearing my mom yell weird shit from the other room...
"he's holding his crotch!" - mom again
anyways... there was war at the table tonight, mom made spaghetti so dad sat off to the side, we took his spot and mitch is like, "why...? oh yeah... dad can't eat this" then mom goes, "he can but he won't, there's a difference." then my dad goes, "hey allison i'm eating egg salad, WITHOUT THE BREAD." so i go, "i'm eating spaghetti, WITH NOODLES!" then he shut up.
us: 1
dad/atkins: 0
atkins died.
does dad not get that??
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| tomorrow |
[20 Jan 2004|05:57pm] |
1st: a capella 9-10:30
lunch 10:30-11:30
2nd: pre-calc/trig 11:35-1:05 (making a cheat sheet, still gonna fail)
3rd: spanish 4 1:15-2:45 (voy a FAIL)
it's going to be a long day.
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[18 Jan 2004|04:15pm] |
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my bird is eating the drapes and there's a chunk of fuzz hanging out of his beak.
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| before i go get a real life: |
[14 Jan 2004|03:54pm] |
this quiz has very amusing questions, as mandie pointed out.
What Snack Food are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
however its sad that even retarded online quizzes tell me i'm dumb. oh well. i better go do my homework in a pitiful attepmpt to change that.
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| douche bag |
[14 Jan 2004|02:50pm] |
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smashing pumpkins - perfect |
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( rumandmonkey )
the end.
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[12 Jan 2004|02:47pm] |
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reel big fish - somebody loved me |
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why am i always hungry?
everyone else in the world is suddenly going on a diet... people not even close to being fat... people that make me look icky standing next to them.
OBESITY!
i like food too much.
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| the rule of stink |
[11 Jan 2004|11:01am] |
YourEyesLied2Me: i smell like ass
YourEyesLied2Me: i need a shower
KleenexPaper: holy un needed info
KleenexPaper: then go put massive amounts of perfume on
YourEyesLied2Me: no
YourEyesLied2Me: thats a waste
YourEyesLied2Me: ill just stink through it anyway
KleenexPaper: its what all the girls at mhs do
YourEyesLied2Me: stink mixed with too much perfume smells even worse then just stink
KleenexPaper: very true
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| i love saturday night television |
[11 Jan 2004|10:15am] |
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marcy playground - opium |
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"i want you to... touch my heiny!
your heiny? ARE YOU MY WIENERMAN?!"
-SNL
"jessica simpson just recieved an offer to have her own sitcom on cbs, whereas other retarded people have to wear helmets and ride short buses. CELEBRITY INJUSTICE!"
-Mad TV
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| i shouldn't have even taken this |
[10 Jan 2004|05:11pm] |
i knew i was gonna get the same answer as shelly cuz we both had the shittiest year ever.
Your song of 2003 is Three Days Grace's "I hate Everything About You". You've got a bit of rage in there, a bit of regret, and quite a bit of pissed-off-ness. Enemies beware... or hopefully you'll move on and have a better year without them.
This test taken @ TheAeroZone.com, where you can take more tests than any human should. :D
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| FRUSTRADO! |
[10 Jan 2004|03:20pm] |
n0m0lest0: I HATE PHYSICS
KleenexPaper: me too
KleenexPaper: thats why i dont take it
n0m0lest0: ITS REQUIRED FOR ME
KleenexPaper: lol
KleenexPaper: sorry
n0m0lest0: I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
KleenexPaper: dont
n0m0lest0: THE ONLY COOL THING ABOUT DOING THIS PHYSICS PROJECT HAS BEEN DISCOVERING THE WORD "STUMPAGE"
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[08 Jan 2004|10:05pm] |
ya know? the entry of mine lately with the most comments only had 2 words... turtleneck alert.
you know what that proves?
1. i'm not the only one who hates them
and
2. people are too lazy to read despite the fact that they all write 10x more then me without using the cut feature usually.
either that or i'm just boring.
so very sad...
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| taking a step backwards |
[07 Jan 2004|04:39pm] |
sometimes i feel like i'm on top of things
then everyone tells me i'm wrong and it feels like they're ganging up on me.
so i figure after putting up a long pointless fight...
"hey, maybe i'm wrong since everyone seems to be telling me so."
so i accept it...
but i don't admit it cuz it makes me feel like a shit head.
then later on i find out...
"hey, now things are even shittier since i listened to everyone else."
and i decide to follow my own instincts from then on, right or wrong...
but by then it's too late, i've already fucked up, and i can't blame it on anyone but myself...
because i listened.
this is why i am hard to deal with.
this is why i come off as a stubborn bitch.
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[07 Jan 2004|01:03pm] |
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turtleneck alert!!!!!
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[06 Jan 2004|07:22am] |
so... like 5 mins ago i wake up...
only because mitch's alarm went off and 99 wmyx was on really loud echoing through the halls.
they were discussing the trend of bisexuality amongst teens. i hadto try to call in. i figured i was going to get a busy signal... nope.
i was the first one on the air.
and i told the truth. and it was good.
and mitch thought it was so cool. now i'm going back to bed.
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FUCKLEBACK |
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HI! WE'RE NICKLEBACK AND WE SUCK ASS! ALL OF OUR SONGS SOUNDS THE SAME... BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO US CUZ WE'RE ON EVERY FUCKING STATION!!!
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